I don't get people who save bottle caps. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/04/2017 at 01:39 • Filed to: None

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Who has a house that big?

Also, that would be hugely depressing.

Also

That’s as close to town as I like to get.

Also, I just watched an earwig fight a spider. I like those creepy bastards (The earwig, screw spiders, they can die in a fire).

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 01:42

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There’s no deeper meaning to these ramblings, just so we’re clear.

Summary:

I drink a lot.

I like The Lost Boys.

I hate spiders.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 02:03

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I tell people I collect empty bottles.

It sounds so much better than saying I’m an alcoholic. ;)

People tell me I have an alcohol problem.

I tell them, I don’t, as long as I’ve got alcohol, or that it’s not a problem for me, it’s only a problem for them so why don’t they go and see someone about it, anyone, as long as it’s not me. ;)

Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend 07/04/2017 at 02:05

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I tell people that my family is Irish, German, Italian, and Polish, and that in my family, an alcohol problem is waking up in the morning and realizing that you’re out of alcohol and the stores are still closed.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 02:11

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I just tell them I’m English. It works. ;)

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 02:29

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Oh hai...

I love spiders and they love me. We hang. Usually in my garage. We’re bros.

Honeybunchesofgoats > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 07/04/2017 at 02:32

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